Mostly Spoiler Free Review of Peter Parker Man

Too much Peter Parker, not enough Spider-Man.  The movie is fucking called Spider-Man, but he’s only Spider-Man for like 20 percent of the damn movie!  Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the film, but come on man!  And they made me wait till the last 5 minutes of the movie to see the thing I want to see Spidey do, web sling around Manhattan!  On the plus side, I thought “MJ” was way more charismatic and fun in this movie, but I’m still bothered they pussed out and changed her name.  Just fucking call her Mary Jane assholes.  Ugh.  Anyway, no spoilers here, so thats all I got.



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